The Final Word – Bristol was the best of times and the worst of times
The Final Word – Texas proves Johnson not done yet…as if any sane person believed he was
The Final Word – Who in their right mind would enter a brand new machine at Martinsville?
The Final Word – Larson finally finds gold in California
The Final Word – Newman rises in Phoenix, while a pair run down under in New Zealand
The Final Word – Las Vegas almost had a great finish, but Logano’s team got in the way
I wonder what the highlight was from Las Vegas? Just maybe it was the passing opportunity to see Joey Logano get his ass kicked on pit road. However, before that could happen, a lot of dudes on Logano’s race team quickly took Kyle Busch out of the mix as their driver literally got carried off to safety. [..]
The Final Word – Atlanta goes to Keselowski, with major assists from Larson and Harvick
Brad Keselowski won. 22 victories. This time, if he has any self respect, he needs to send out a few lines of thanks to a pair of drivers. Kyle Larson would be one of them. Larson ran low, did well, but for some reason he thought Keselowski would pass him on high, so he stayed high. Brad passed him down low, and drove away. Larson has one win, and seven runner-up finishes. I am starting to see why. [..]
The Final Word – The Great American Demolition Derby sure was not boring to watch
So, you want a car just like the one that won the Daytona 500, eh? Well, you get yourself a sparkling new Ford Fusion. Splash it up with some red on the hood, and basic black the rest of the way around. Polish it up so it is real shiny and pretty. Then take a Louisville Slugger and beat on that beauty from stem to stern. [..]
The Final Word – A new season, new rules, new hopes, and new busty gals at Daytona
The sun was shining, at least on Sunday, the birds were singing, and joy was back in our hearts. A new NASCAR season is now upon us, and we could not be happier. We learned over the offseason that if a car gets too torn up that it can not be fixed in five minutes on pit road using original pieces, other than tons of tape, its gets parked. [..]
The Final Word – NASCAR is back, but what gives with that points system?
A new season dawns upon us this weekend, with the Clash at Daytona this Saturday, to be followed by Sunday qualifying for the Daytona 500. After a couple of months sitting around watching world events and gleefully upsetting some with my witty political commentary, it is back to things involving gears and grease. [..]