The water pipe roll cage we cut from the wrecked
stocker was rusty, so we painted it white. Who knows how many
gallons of water had flowed through the tubes before it became a
critical piece of safety equipment? The welds looked like bubble
gum. Thank God my dad hadn't seen this before we started
building the car or he might've nixed the deal. We hack-sawed
the top from my '53 Ford Victoria, dropped the cage in and
welded it to the frame with a beat up Lincoln 225 amp buzz box.
The bucket seat came from a van and was bolted to the floor as
were the WWII era aircraft seat belts. The gas tank was a Jerry
can fastened in the trunk behind a firewall made from a sign we
stole from a campground one gloomy night. Under the hood resided
a Merc Flathead of unknown heritage. All we knew was that it'd
reputedly been in one of the hot dog's cars some years back and
the guy who built it said it'd haul ass. He wouldn't give us any
more info. With a Carter AFB carb atop a wedge plate to keep the
left float bowl from running dry in the turns, it looked cool
and the open headers sounded nasty. The two chains with
turnbuckles bolted to the front of the motor added to the mean
look. But in the Stock division, Flatheads had been obsolete for
quite awhile. 300 Ford and 292 Chevy 6's were the hot setup for
the fast guys and even the poor folks had moved on to the 223's
and 235's. The suspension was a conglomeration of truck springs
and 2 passenger car shocks on each corner. I couldn't afford
real Gabriel racing shocks. They cost 20 bucks apiece, a
veritable fortune since I earned $1.25 an hour. $15 "Speedway"
racing recaps didn't fit my budget either, so we hand grooved
some street tires.We painted the Vic the night before it's
racetrack debut. I'd wanted to paint it dark metallic purple
with a white top, but with all of the excitement of "going
racing Sunday night!", I'd forgotten to 'liberate' some
Rustoleum from the grocery store/hardware where I worked. So
first we tried mixing a sample of all of the remnants of paint
lying around my buddy's brother's garage, but ended up with dog
turd brown. Finally, a quart of black paint of some sort was
found and we brushed it on. We had enough white to cover the tin
we'd screwed to the top to cover the splice and the wheels.
Since my friend ran # 99, we used on of his stencils and put #6
on it's doors. If you stood back about 10 feet and squinted a
bit, that old Vic looked pretty racy with it's torched out
fender wells, proper left to right stance and heavy chicken bars
welded to the bumpers.
I had to work on race day until 4. The butterflies were
really strong that day. While I'd watched a million races, I'd
never even driven a car in Hot Laps. At the dirt bullring where
we were going to race her, the fast way around was to drift it
out to the fence on the straight-aways and drop to the bottom in
the turns. The track generally was dry/slick, so there wasn't
much broad sliding. But since I'd only driven the Vic in and out
of the garage, I had no clue as to what to expect. Since short
track racing is a contact sport, what was it going to feel like
to hit or be hit by another car? Would I roll it over? Would I
drive it straight into the wall on the first lap. Worse yet, was
I going to do what my mom predicted and kill myself. A slow
Sunday at the store gave me too much time to think.
Since my friend Gary hadn't finished his '59 Ford yet, he and
his brother Donnie volunteered to haul the Vic to the track.
Sitting on the home made trailer behind the '59 Chevy pickup, my
'53 at least looked like a race car and a few of the other
racers came over to check her out. Most were low buck guys and
introduced themselves. The hot dogs like the 300 Engineering '56
Crown Vic crew or Bill "the Skinny Skunk" Larson's bunch didn't
give us a second glance. We'd arrived at the track late, missed
hot laps and qualifying. So we'd be running a heat race and the
consolation, a race for cars which didn't qualify fast enough
for the Feature event. I backed the Ford off of the trailer and
waited for my baptism by fire. Finally my heat race was called
and I climbed in the driver's window, put on the motorcycle
helmet...the type that looks like a bowl with leather ear flaps
borrowed from my cousin, fired up the flattie and started
driving to the lineup area.
Halfway there, the motor just died. I cranked on it a second,
then tried to shift back to Neutral. But the inline shifter we
found somewhere jammed between two gears. So trying to restart
the car was an exercise in futility. A wrecker came over and
towed me back to the pits. Not even getting out onto the track
was really embarrassing!
We had plenty of fuel at the carb but no spark, so the next
order of business was to pop the distributor cap. A quick look
showed that the condenser wire had come loose from the points.
Two seconds with a 5/16" wrench fixed that. We un-jammed the
shifter, and since the Vic had a 4:11 rear end, I'd just start
off in second which was the gear I'd be racing in. Soon the
Consy was called and I drove her back to the lineup area. Since
I hadn't qualified, I was to start dead last. Just as well since
I could watch how the drivers raced the track.
To this day, I hate sitting in the lineup waiting to race.
Too much time to think about what could break on the car, the
race before yours always seem to take hours and you can't tell
when it's finished except by the roar of the crowd. It seems
like I generally smoke a half pack of cigarettes waiting in
line. But on this night I was genuinely scared.
Finally, we were waved onto the track, stopped on the front
straightaway to be introduced to the crowd, then waved on for a
couple of pace laps. Nowadays, I generally tap the bumper of the
car ahead of me to try rattling his cage on the start, but not
on this night. I stayed back, probably too far back from the '56
Chevy ahead of me.
Finally, after what seemed like 100 pace laps the green flag
flew. I jammed the throttle to the floor and we were racing! I
found that I could easily stay with the pack on the
straightaway. Maybe the Flathead wasn't dead after all. But I
got blown away in the turns. Our cheapie chassis setup and my
lack of experience really showed here. The pack started
spreading out and in not too many laps, I felt a tap on my back
bumper. I guess I'd been concentrating so hard on just driving
the car that I hadn't looked in my mirror. The leader was right
behind me! Before I had a chance to move over to let him by, he
jammed his '62 Galaxie's front bumper into my left quarter panel
and spun me into the infield. I stalled the car, took a deep
breath and thought "Damn, that was fun!"
The yellow flag came out. After the cars stopped on the front
straightaway, the officials lined us up for the restart. Luckily
the new battery from my mom's Mustang I'd borrowed had plenty of
juice and the flathead refired. Having to be push started would
have been even more embarrassing. I'd already had my dose of
ribbing for the night. So I whipped the Vic around and pulled to
the outside at the rear of the field. But somehow, that spin had
made me feel more racy. On the inside was a rusty '60 Ford
4-door with rattle can numbers, it's 223 smoking a bit when he
revved it. I decided then and there that my life's goal would
be to beat that ratty Ford! As we came off the fourth turn for
the restart, I forgot about simply driving and started racing,
swinging wide almost scraping the fence. Turns come up quick on
a quarter mile track so at the last moment I chopped down ahead
of that '60, scraping a little paint but keeping the Vic
straight. When we hit the backstretch I looked in the mirror and
he was 5 or 6 car lengths back. I hoped that I could pass
another car, but unfortunately the white flag then the checker
fell and I didn't get a chance. By then, the Flathead was
pushing steam out pretty bad. But when I drove to my pit, shut
her down and climbed out, my dad said "Good job, girl!". That
made everything.. the long nights of stocking shelves, being
perpetually broke because of a beat up Ford and all of the other
sacrifices worth it. Those words also helped give me an
addiction to racing stockers that has lasted until this day.
Thanks for reading!