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Posted on April
1, 2008
The
Good, The Bad, & The Ugly - Denny Wins
At Martinsville While Reutimann Rides On
Top Of Old Smoky
Interesting rumor
concerning Tony Stewart. I'm not sure if
it would be a GOOD thing or a BAD thing
should he find himself available for a
jump to Childress next season, but we'll
have to wait a bit longer to see if it
truly is what it is.
I think Martinsville was worth the
wait as it was a GOOD one to watch. Lots
of bumping and spinning to give us lots
of short track action. Sure, the weather
sucked, as it was near freezing cold,
but conditions were fine from my chair
and the race provided enough action for
even the most casual viewer. Denny
Hamlin won the fourth of his career
after a fuel-only stop put him in
position. Jeff Gordon was the runner-up
to lead Team Hendrick, as all four cars
wound up in the Top Ten (heck, in the
Top Seven), even though most had to
overcome their share of adversity on the
day. Jamie McMurray, on the other hand,
made sure he won't miss any sleep this
week as a Top Ten for him locked his
auto in to the field in Texas.
GOOD to hear how veteran drivers love
to share their experience with the
rookies. After putting up with Michael
McDowell in the latter stages of the
event, Jeff Burton seems intent on
sharing his thoughts with the young man.
If that doesn't work, then maybe sharing
his fender might become the
communicative method of choice. Ask Matt
Kenseth what that feels like. He got his
rear quarter-panel crushed in early by
that same fender while coming in to the
pits. It didn't hurt Burton none, but
Kenseth's hopes headed to the dumper in
a hurry.
No doubt that helped Matt get a bit
UGLY. It is interesting to note that
while the race was going on, the World
Women's Curling Final was also taking
place. Yet, the best take out shot of
the weekend went to Kenseth, who seemed
to make an extra effort to go up the
track to send David Gilliland for a
ride. NASCAR rewarded his fender folly
by parking him for a couple of laps for
aggressive driving. Kenseth finished
30th, four laps down.
I can't think of anything more
irritating than a burning rear end. Not
even Preparation "H" was going to help
Kyle Busch escape a BAD situation after
the rear gear of his car went to pieces.
Busch finished 38th to fall from the top
rung down to fifth, 84 points behind
Burton, who finished third at
Martinsville. Those in between in the
standings include Kevin Harvick (12th
Sunday), Greg Biffle (20th), and Dale
Earnhardt, Jr (6th).
Sometimes GOOD things happen to GOOD
people. Ken Schrader, Patrick Carpentier,
and Dario Franchitti were among those
who made the field, though none cracked
the Top Twenty on Sunday. For Schrader,
this was the first tour for the team in
a Toyota, and while they qualified
strong on Friday, they also found
themselves missing thirty laps with
their own posterior problems.
Sometimes BAD things happen to GOOD
people, but we knew this day was coming.
Slow cars, both in qualifying and on
race day, forecast BAD things were
coming for Kyle Petty. This week, he
missed the show. Even though we saw it
coming, it does not mean we like it.
Here is hoping GOOD things are just
around the corner.
Elliott Sadler has more than an achy
breaky heart. He was feeling BAD enough
before driving to a 15th place finish
with a lower back injury picked up over
the Easter break. I'm guessing he
probably isn't feeling any better today.
No one seems to know exactly what he
did, but it appears he aggravated the
situation later on a golf course.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't
Jimmie Johnson the last Cup driver
banged up on the links? Whether you
swing a golf club or fling from a golf
cart, it appears to be a very hazardous
game.
Somebody stole the part that Jack had
built, and he's still feeling a bit UGLY
about it. Not that this is a new
development, but Mr. Roush remains
ticked that a sway bar specially made
for his Ford team somehow wound up with
Michael Waltrip's Toyota crew last
season after a race in Dover. Jack went
public in a recent interview and while
he claims it was theft, Waltrip calls it
an accident, NASCAR doesn't seem to care
less, which leaves Jack somewhat piffed
off. Maybe, like in that old Johnny Cash
tune, they were not interested in the
part, per say. Maybe they were trying to
steal the car, one piece at a time.
BAD Michael. Just when we started to
rid ourselves of the memory of gunk in
the engine and a walk home in sock feet
after wrecking the family vehicle,
someone is back stirring up trouble for
the boy. So much for "what happens in
Dover stays in Dover."
By the way, regarding that Tony
Stewart rumor, it is not what it is.
Just check the date this column was
published. I'm sure some rumors actually
get started this way, emerging solely in
the mind of a usually GOOD, but sadly
demented, writer. By the way, no one can
ever accuse me of being a bald faced
liar. You see, I have a beard on my
face. It is the top of my head that is
bald.
Next on the dance card is Texas,
where a place awaits Regan Smith, though
barely. The DEI car is on the bubble,
just three points behind that of Jeremy
Mayfield. Smith is up, also by 3 points,
on Sam Hornish, Jr, a guy who will need
to qualify on Friday to race Sunday.
Same goes for Schrader, Carpentier,
Franchitti and now David Reutimann. When
the rear end of his car started belching
smoke, it tumbled out of the Top 35.
Sadly, David was in great shape points
wise until he moved from the #00 to the
#44 to replace Dale Jarrett, leaving
those points behind for Michael
McDowell. Well, at least the rookie is
locked in for the weekend, something
that Mr. Burton is no doubt overjoyed
about. As for Reutimann, it is back to
the drawing board. Enjoy the race!
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