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Junior
Wants Our Precious, But We Won't Lets
Him Get It - by Gollum Hamlin |
by
Ron Thornton
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He wants it, he does. But
it is our Precious, and we plans to
keeps it. We had it in our hands, we
did, until that tire started to go flats
at Richmond. The brass ring was ours, we
earned it, but then lates in the race he
tooks it away. That Junior is one
tricksy fellow, but we gots him.
I parks my car ups against the fence,
waiting for the flag. We'll stops him.
Yes, we'll takes that brass ring right
out of his hands, we will. We parks the
car, the flag waves, and I am a bit
tricksy, too. I drives to the pits to
gets my new tire, but NASCAR holds me.
They holds me for two laps, they does.
Nooooo!
But He'll gets him. Yes, He'll gets him.
Junior thinks it's all abouts him, but
now he's got Him waiting close behind to
takes it after the restart. They goes to
the corner, Junior on the outside and
Him underneath. He strikes. He sends
Junior to the fence, We's got him.
Nooooo! Who is that going past? Clint
Bowyer takes my Precious. We wants it,
but he takes it to Victory Lane. He
drinks our bubbly. Clint Bowyer is
tricksy, too. But we'll be back. Yes,
we'll be back at Darlington and Mordor
Motorsports will gets my Precious. Kyle
and me will gets it. Tony may wants my
Precious, but he might wants to takes it
away to Chevrolet. Kyle and me don'ts
wants that. Joe and J.D. don'ts want
that. No, the Precious at Darlington
will be ours,.
Just you waits and see.
You can
contact Ron at
thornton@speedwaymedia.com
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