by Ron Thornton  |  About The Author   |  Discuss

He wants it, he does. But it is our Precious, and we plans to keeps it.  We had it in our hands, we did, until that tire started to go flats at Richmond. The brass ring was ours, we earned it, but then lates in the race he tooks it away. That Junior is one tricksy fellow, but we gots him.

I parks my car ups against the fence, waiting for the flag. We'll stops him. Yes, we'll takes that brass ring right out of his hands, we will. We parks the car, the flag waves, and I am a bit tricksy, too.  I drives to the pits to gets my new tire, but NASCAR holds me. They holds me for two laps, they does. Nooooo!

But He'll gets him. Yes, He'll gets him. Junior thinks it's all abouts him, but now he's got Him waiting close behind to takes it after the restart. They goes to the corner, Junior on the outside and Him underneath. He strikes. He sends Junior to the fence, We's got him.  

Nooooo! Who is that going past? Clint Bowyer takes my Precious. We wants it, but he takes it to Victory Lane. He drinks our bubbly.  Clint Bowyer is tricksy, too. But we'll be back. Yes, we'll be back at Darlington and Mordor Motorsports will gets my Precious. Kyle and me will gets it. Tony may wants my Precious, but he might wants to takes it away to Chevrolet. Kyle and me don'ts wants that. Joe and J.D. don'ts want that. No, the Precious at Darlington will be ours,.

Just you waits and see.

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