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Stick
and ball athletes make
up the majority of
sports figures in
mainstream society,
forcing stock car
drivers to take a
backseat (for once) in
belief of athletic
ability.
That’s not how it
should be. Stock car
racing is a sport.
That’s a fact, not an
opinion. Now allow me to
prove based on only the
most common, most
ignorant claims made
against the “sport” of
racing.
Welcome claim no. 1:
NASCAR drivers sit down;
therefore NASCAR racing
is not a sport. That
statement was once told
me by a state champion
high school power
lifter. To him I asked,
"What are you doing when
you bench press?"
Sitting down doesn’t
make a sport any less
than a sport.
Come on down, claim
no. 2: a lack of
running, jumping,
diving, hurdling,
spitting, sneezing,
coughing, etc. prevents
NASCAR from being an
athletic event. That one
was said to me with
great determination by a
scholarship endowed
college athlete.
Mr. “I average six
tackles a game” should
know better than me that
sometimes it’s not about
moving, but what moves
you in the game. The G
forces NASCAR drivers
experience at a constant
rate for 500 miles a
weekend alone should be
reason enough to claim
NASCAR as a sport.
Most quarterbacks are
affected by a hefty
defensive lineman
charging into his side
while trying to throw a
70 yard deep ball to a
streaking receiver.
Jimmie Johnson, Carl
Edwards and Kyle Busch
aren’t affected by the
three lateral Gs they’re
hit with 1,000 times
when racing twice a year
at Texas Motor Speedway.
By the way,
astronauts receive a
similar G force when
launching into space. By
the way no. 2 – they
aren’t steering the
spacecraft or trying to
beat 42 other
spacecrafts to a
checkered flag made of
stardust and cosmic
particles.
Say hello to claim
no. 3: “Man, all those
guys do is turn left for
four hours. I could do
that!”
Thank you, Captain
Obvious. We all know you
can turn left for four
hours. I can too. But
have you ever tried
doing it at a modest
150+mph? Oh, you have?
You got your Honda Civic
going at 155mph that
time on the freeway?
Besides mom and dad
being really proud of
that, I’d like to let
you know that you were
still going at a speed
too slow to race at most
NASCAR tracks.
Next time that Honda
Civic gets up to 150,
try wearing a Head and
Neck Restraint – looking
for cops to your left
and right will be
hampered. But even
before that, let your
car heat up to about 105
degrees. Then find the
freeway with 20 degree
banking in the turns and
see how you handle it.
I’m sure you’ll pass
with flying colors of
burning car parts and
charred body work.
Maybe those three
common claims cleared
some foggy logic. Keep
in mind that the mental
aspect of racing wasn’t
even touched. Peyton
Manning can study film
for as long as he wants
before a game knowing
what to expect. NASCAR
drivers don’t have that
same luxury.
Stock car racing
isn’t standardized.
Drivers can’t expect the
same conditions in every
event. The playing field
will be a different
length, the pit boxes a
different size, and the
race distance anywhere
from 250-500 miles at
the Cup level.
It isn’t going to be
the same every time out,
even at the same race
track twice in one year
(Daytona in February is
a totally different
animal than Daytona in
July). Day to night
events call for major
adjustments during a
race, and there’s no
half time to sit around
and talk about a game
plan.
They can do that
because stock car
drivers are professional
athletes. The proof is
right here.
Do we have any other
volunteers? If so,
please step up. Make
your claim because I’m
dying to refute it. In
the meantime, I’m
already late for my rec
league basketball game.
Coach Gibbs told me I
wasn’t in good enough
shape to make the NASCAR
team. There’s always
next season.
You can
contact Jonathan at
jlintner@gmail.com
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